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The last stop on his apology tour: your desk.
What better job is there for a community organizer than keeping your pens organized? Designed to scale, the Buttock Obama Pen Holder features a hole as big as his deficit. Perfect for hiding birth certificates or storing fancy mustards.
It's made out of a heavy and durable material that can withstand a rough beating after your most stressful days. It's also a great paperweight that can't possibly raise your premiums any higher than he already did.
Yes you can. Stick it in Barry's can. Pens, pencils, chopsticks, skewers - What else can you fit in Buttock Obama?